Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Wall

I am gonna talk about a wall no not Rahul Dravid...Chinese wall. But some other wall. This wall is at the centre of the storm in the Middle East. The wall that separates Israel from Phalestine.

Ye kissa nazariye ka hai (this story is all about perception). People say that it's the final nail in the coffin of Phalestine aspirations. Some say it's the safety measure Israel was forced to take. I would say this is the only thing common between these two people.

But i am surprised to see how much blood they have shed for such a small piece of land. Arre bhai samay rahte india aa jate to teeno ko (muslims, christians, jews) alag-alag jameen de dete saare khush...(if they had come to India within the time, we would have given separate places to each of them, all happy).

Now jokes, apart they are really crazy lot - this land has produced three of the greatest religions the mankind has ever seen. All of them are baying for the blood of one another. Ab bhagwan ko area dekh kar messangeer bhejne chahiye the...par unki bhoogol thi kamjor kar di gadbad (God must have sent his messengers after carefully examining the area...but she / he "trying to be politically correctly" was week at geography and messed it all). Phir phir soch samajh kar hasna (again think before smiling). Moses, Christ, Mohammad must be thinking mere daddy bhi bas (our dad is too much).

Jews were the oldest that's why they have longest list of grievances. Christians are well off because the Vatican happens to be in Italy and Waise bhi christ bechare khudi sara dard samet chale (any how Christ himself bore all the burns). Muslims have the Mecca but they have Al-aqsa also, which is in Jewish control and that makes them the latest aggrieving party. Main to kehta hoon bahut ho gayi ladai ab kar lo sulah safai (In my view, a lot of fighting has taken place, now it's time for ceasefire).

I was thinking about telling something about the architecture of the wall and ended up telling history. khair bhagawan mujhe chod de (Any way, Oh! god spare me). The blood is used for water, bones for bricks and flesh for mortar - i recommend the architect to use sanity for water, forgiveness for bricks and forgetfulness for mortar to rebuild this wall.

So that i can go there again with my partner, without any Jew or may be Muslim or may be Christian; I'm sorry human driver offering beauties for some $s; of course in front of her at least.

As I am afraid next time i might change as well just like the wall.