Harbhajan: The Hero

Preity is pretty happy now a days but anxious also. She's invited Harbhajan to dressing room of Mohali. It's just one slap that turned Sreesanth from an aggressor to a performer. She wants ten more such hits. But Harbhajan has turned down this lucrative offer, citing the reason that he can't slap without uttering a particular abuse (m@@@@y).

This has not stopped here; many national cricket boards are in touch with Harbhajan to buy some slaps, if available. The BCCI is blaming media for creating all the hype about the acute shortage of slaps. Sharad Pawar has said, "All these allegations are baseless." Harbhajan's arm is fine and he is busy in devoting more time to slapping practice.

In the meantime ICC has intervened and said, "The BCCI cannot unilaterally decide हरभजन's slap schedule." The slap tour can be scheduled only after ICC's nod. The Indian media is seeing the turn of events as big racial tug-of-war between the ICC and BCCI.

Harbhajan Singh has so far shown calm and composure in handling the situation. He said, "it's a big responsibility and I looking forward to make the best out of it." Slapping such a diverse group of people in such a short span of time is quite a challenging job and i hope to live up to my fans' expectations.

Alas!!! Everything written above is false.