Smile please - random innocence

Reposting cuz this SO.DAMN.FUNNY. pic.twitter.com/XvtKqCHPEI

— Muhammad Usama Khan (@BohemianRevolt) October 6, 2016

Pak-Afghan border crossing post -- traveller asked to put his backpack in scanner - puts himself also through it! pic.twitter.com/u00hPuVpAM

— omar r quraishi (@omar_quraishi) September 2, 2016

Tastefully abusive - Christine Fair

But I bet you haven't the kapure to take this issue up. So instead you bleat like a sacrificial bakra. https://t.co/SLKOyvaNJi

— (((Christine Fair))) (@CChristineFair) October 16, 2016

I've used the above tweet to introduce Christine Fair, Associate Professor Georgetown University whose research focuses on political and military affairs in South Asia  (FYI: all sophisticated people of the sub-continent: Kapure are balls/testicles, bund is ass, chum is kiss, chitte is fair). I am no expert in International affairs to comment on her academic prowess but one thing I know she is very funny. She easily establishes her expertise on South Asia by making strategic use of Punjabi / Urdu in her tweets.

Cannot believe this lying weasel @LodhiMaleeha told her handlers at @PakEmbassyDC I want to "kiss and make up." Mere chitte bund chum sakte! https://t.co/8VTYAYWPyL

— (((Christine Fair))) (@CChristineFair) October 17, 2016

A number of her desi (generally Indian) followers admire Christine's language skills:

@CChristineFair you know more of Hindi/Urdu than any desi here. You mastery of cuss words is stunning!! Hahaha! At times you are cute! https://t.co/RTVZZcsNHI

— Shrini Gopalan (@shrinigopalan) October 17, 2016

It's interesting to see Christine using Urdu / Punjabi to drive home points. She often rubs elite of the subcontinent  wrong way. Recently she decided to make public, her private conversation with Maliha Lodhi, Pakistani Ambassador to the UN.

Nothing. Now she will have to crawl back to @PakEmbassyDC with her dum between her taangs like the jjutti kutti she is. #donottreadonme https://t.co/wYgGpq2fQN

— (((Christine Fair))) (@CChristineFair) October 17, 2016

It was a polite chat initiated by Lodhi but the way she made it public, was an instant hit with Indians. She is a big critic of Pak army and that is why very popular in India. But a lot of people in India mistake her criticism of Pak army as support to Indian bigotry - as a result we regularly see bloody Hindu noses also on Twitter.

You're an idiot. They are as "Hindu" as I am Scottish. And you're a blocked idiot. No time for foolios. And you're a foolio. https://t.co/q88uFlgOWf

— (((Christine Fair))) (@CChristineFair) October 17, 2016

This blog doesn't intend to discuss international politics but to tickle you. I find Christine, funny who manages to grab attention while discussing serious topics. And in the end, I want to share two more examples, enjoy!




She wanted to sign her book for an army officer with:

"Sub se bare chutiya ke liye."

And then she told the person who asked for a signed copy:

"And, if that was not acceptable, "Cattar sahab mere bund chum sakte hain."